Dems About to Grow A Pair?

This may be premature, but I've seen hints of impeachment.

Is Bob Dylan Dead?

We read Chronicles for one of my classes today and a freshman actually asked if Bob Dylan is dead. Clearly he doesn't look too good, but c'mon people. Someone else said they assumed (not having read) he was a shitty writer and that he's "just OK, I mean clearly he can kick out the jams, but he's not the greatest." Who are these kids?!

Bob Dylan: living legend, one of the greatest American poets ever, amazing singer-songwriter, hilarious heckler, musical genius. Dylan is still alive and well, see Modern Times or any number of young and diverse acts who are drawing on his inspiration and reinterpreting his songs themselves. You don't need to go any farther than the music itself:

• Boots of Spanish Leather by the man himself, one of my all time favorites.

• Girl From the North Country a fantastic cover by the Secret Machines that got me hooked on that band.

A few days ago the amazing Roots came for our Spring Weekend shit-show extravaganza and did a cover of "Masters of War" that began in the tune/melody of the "Star Spangled Banner" and broke down "When the Saints Go Marching" in the middle. Absolutely crazy, moving and genius. And completely their own.

• JuneBugJenkins has a version here from the Dylan tribute show a while back.

So there! Bobby D: still kicking.

Hypocrite says what?

Potential Presidential nominee (oh god) calls Spanish language the language of the ghetto. Dumbass.

Among Newt's other credentials for President is his opposition to the 1st Amendment. Here's a great Keith Olbermann ass-whopping of the guy.

And, lest we forget, the leader of Clinton's inquisition was having an affair at the same freaking time: